Oh, by the way, the story is not purely attributed to any other. Unlike Barack Obama who claims what is not for him and blame others for what he did, this humble word-eater does not claim and blame what’s not right. The story is inspired by a joke that appeared in About.com.
Well, another truth unveils itself. While Barack Obama claims attributes and successes of past administrations to his credit, 50 Shades of Grey claims successes and fame from Twilight’s fantastic vampire-mania. No attributes were made; both just eat the boiled egg out from the kettle even if they know the owner of the egg is suffering from prostate cancer just to cook the egg. What a sacrifice for ungrateful brutes!
Perhaps, just perhaps, Obama may sue if I’d claim certainty. Perhaps, Obama likened to himself as The One. Isn’t Obama the Swahili word for The One? Well, that’s uncertain; the only Swahili phrase that’s sure is Hakuna Matata. That’s the philosophy of Simba when he’s still a younger cub in the jungle.
Being the The One, Obama is chosen to save the world from its despair. Like a Superman with its wings and Spiderman in its full cobwebs.
I bet, you are ranting to read 50 Shades of Barack Obama, so let me go with the juicy details now.
Let the plot begin!
Americana Washington (a nice name, right?), is a classical lady you would think. She loves to write on the subjects of classical economy, classical philosophy, and classical governance. Do you know why she loves the classics? They are proven and trusted by many students in the University of the Presidents. She has a perfect body, so gorgeous that any person would drop dead anytime. Oh well, it’s not good to forget, she’s extra powerful in the art of simplicity and modern woman.
Came into the scene, Democraty Liberalism, the best friend of Americana Washington. Perhaps, not really a best friend. Americana has no choice but to tag Democraty along. Democraty loves to cheat on examinations and likes to look at Americana’s papers; maybe for reference, or for perfect Xerox-copy. Whatever you prefer to think!
Democraty Liberalism sent Americana to interview an eccentric and dark Barack Obama. Obama is the President of a big and powerful state. In fact, it seems unclear what Obama really does, but he is a President. Perhaps, he is not acting as one. Some others speculate he is just wasting his time on some funny moves in the Oval Office. No one really knows, but his secretary Michelle Obama. Opps, they have the same surname? Well, maybe they are relatives.
Arriving in the rendezvous of the Convention, Barack speaks so highly and so eloquent that any lady would surely zip some saliva down.
“Hi, Ms. Washington. I am so glad to have you around”, he spoke.
They settled and talked about the life of Obama in Hawaii.
“I was mentored by Marshall Davis. He is an occult and bears communistic principles”.
