Obama carried a tone of Christian Grey’s mystery and dark side. Not enough people know about him. His past is as unclear as the glass of the Oval Office, if left unattended by the cleaner.
I want to be clear with the line, “Obama flip-flopped.” It is overly and dramatically wrong. Obama did not flip-flop. He only flipped but did not flop. Flip-flop is turning the pancake the other side and returning the next side. Obama failed to return things to their position. He made his jokes on the promises to the people. He flipped the economy of the United States, but he did not flop the economy to its normal pace.
Surely, Obama is not a good flip-flopper. He is just a good master of making things worse. Such as, Christian Grey is a master of turning things steamy and spermy. Wow!
Perhaps, in this period of the convention, Christian Grey must stop screwing Anastasia and let her attend the convention. Obama should not try to persuade the American people that he is the right man for the job anymore. It has been four years and the now Americans are asking him out.
It’s like kicking your shoes out after four hours of sweaty run-ins in the park. You really need to change the shoe or else, everyone in the locker room will die. Perhaps, they are poison by your shoes.
Simply put, Obama should really think of putting an end to the convention and killing some sperm running on the fallopian tube of Anastasia with the aid of Obama’s contraceptives.
With regards to Obama’s mind, the death of Neil Armstrong should really spark back the mind of the Americans for the space. The best way to do it is to carry on a mission to take over an asteroid and manned it to become the main space for Mars. If Obama can man an asteroid, it is easier to man Mars.
Perhaps, his stand on the internet freedom is far away from laughing out loud. He is thinking of giving much freedom to the people through internet legislation. Well, the President should really think of the mouse-cat principle. When parents are away, kids do really have internet freedom. What do you think, Mr. President?
50 Shades of Grey presented the sides of Christian Grey, but the President is presented in many forms. He failed. That’s much to take care of. And Americans are going away from him. Americans won’t let him screw them many times over.
